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This contest is open to all TCH customers (including moderators and staff).

 

RULES

  • You must be a TCH customer.
  • Look at the image below and then come up with your best caption for it.
  • This is a caption contest, NO image editing or posting of modified images.
  • Remember these are Family Forums, any captions we deem inappropriate will be removed at our discretion.
  • You can enter multiple times.

The contest will end on March 17th, 2006 and we'll post the winners shortly there after.

 

There will be four prizes awarded in the form of Amazon gift certificates. The judging official's decision will be final.

 

Grand Prize: $200

First runner up: $150

Second runner up: $100

Third runner up: $50

 

So come on, lets see what you can come up with.

 

Here is the image:

 

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"Fancy meeting you in a place like this, do you come here often?"

 

Yeah - never works as a chat up line for me either :)

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At this rate we'll never be ready for our performance on FOX's new reality series Dancing with the Seals.

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"Do you ever look at the stars and wonder if somewhere, on one of the infinite number of planets, there is another you looking up at the stars and wondering if there is another them on another planet looking up at the stars?"

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OH Jeeze, Look at this. I'm never going to drink Tequila again.

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Kim, blind since birth, finally gets to meet her chat room buddy in person!

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Winner of contest that claimed "Winner gets a gets a date with Seal" sues for fraud. She assumed the prize was a date with British singer Seal!

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Theme park will not press charges against foreign visitor found in seal habitat.

She claimed she just wanted to get closer look.

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Uncle Fred? You've been playing with that chemistry set again haven't you.

 

 

 

 

(not to be picky but the animal is a sea lion not a seal. a seal can't manipulate its rear flipper as to be able to stand on them and the head is smooth with no ear flaps. sorry but I get to use my 2 1/2 years of oceanography

study so little i just couldn't pass it up.)

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You wouldn't be lion to me, would you?

 

 

 

(Ok Curtis....That one's for you! And besides, who says reports always get it right! ;) )

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Quick...Turn around! Let me help you get out of this costume before the guard finds us!

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Yikes! I know our bodies go through a lot of changes during puberty but I wasn't expecting this!

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I just don't know how I will tell my parents about you!

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I already told you three times this week, leave the sharks alone! You will get food, but if you go visit the sharks, you may become their food. Please just try listen to me for once, will you?

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"There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them."

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'Statue of The Mysterious Woman' in the underwater museum; 'The Museum of the Mystery Land' by Lord Brine deDeep. Created from a dream after too much bad shrimp in unusually warm waters.

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Alright, one more dance, but this time watch where you put those fins!

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"Ok... this is what I get for making a date in a chat room without a photo of the poster..."

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The National Enquirer Headline: WOMAN CLAIMS CLONE OF HUSBAND NEEDS REFINING! ("But he DOES have Barry's Eyes," She Contends)

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SYS "Separate Yourself From Sushi"

Eating seafood high in mercury is hazardous to your health, especially for women and seals. Read Full Story Here

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"Man! This is the last time I accept a blind date arranged by my zoology professor! We both love swimming and seafood, but this is ridiculous!"

Edited by Mission

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NY Times Headline: WILDLIFE LOBBYIST TO WED SEAL - "Animals Are People, Too!" She Claims

 

Edit TCH-Bruce (image removed): DO NOT REPOST IMAGES IN THIS CONTEST!!!

 

Wildlife Lobbyist Alise Moore-Daft has been quoted as saying she will wed a 500-lb. seal in an effort to gain more sympathizers for the human(sic) treatment of arctic animals. She is seen in this photograph practicing, she claims, wedding vows with the seal of her dreams. Daft's real husband, Duper Daft, could not be reached for comment.

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Become part of the fast growning medical field today!! The Marine Mammal Shiatsu Therapy Center will teach you the "fins" and outs of massage therapy! Call today 1-800-SLIPPERY for a consultation!

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There's no need to put your nose in the air in that aloof manner - just because I didn't put on my ballgown for the evening

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With much fanfare, SeaWorld's musical "South Pacific" opened last night to rave reviews. The opening night audience was blown out of the water by the delightful renditions of "I'm gonna wash that sea lion right out of my hair" and "I'm in love with a wonderful pinniped". Tickets are on sale at Ticketmaster.

Edited by GroovyFish

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"Is that me, is it?"

 

or

 

"Forget Barbara Manitee. Benny Seal you are the one for me!"

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What? The beastie boys did not even let you try?

How about the Animals then?

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Arthur Murray Dance Studio opens a new studio at SeaWorld Adventure Parks! Attendance for opening night was a HUGE success!

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Ripley's Believe It Or Not:

Human girl and seal found joined together at birth. Efforts are underway to detach the poor siblings and return them to their natural habitat.

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Don't worry! I'm sure it will wash off!

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After the 6 bottles of Red Wine at the Sailor party last night, Jane was thinking that her catch didn't quite look the same this morning as he did last night.

 

JimE

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Of all the fish joints in all the world, you had to walk into mine...

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Somebody ring that bell! Why did I ever agree to speed-dating?

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Oh Please tell me its true. They really, really have a pepper bar.

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Watch where you put your - uh - fins, buddy!

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Mafia hit man turned informant, John "The Seal", returns home to tell his wife that his former boss is going to make him swim with the fishes. He is saddened to find that she is less than sympathetic when she grabs his hands and tells him that he has nothing to worry about.

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OK, guys and gals, you have until Midnight EST to get them in. After that this contest will come to a close. We will then begin to make our decisions and a winner will be announced in a few days. Get 'em in while you can.

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Stay tuned...tonight the bachelorette will decide if the seal gets a rose or is put back into wild.

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That's it. Thanks to everyone for playing. We will now go over the entries and make a decision within the next few days.

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It was a tough decision but the winners have finally been chosen. :)

 

Winners will be contacted by email next week when the billing office is open.

 

Grand Prize winner - OH Jeeze, Look at this. I'm never going to drink Tequila again. (curtis)

 

1st Runner Up - Somebody ring that bell! Why did I ever agree to speed-dating? (dirtvoyles)

 

2nd Runner Up - You wouldn't be lion to me, would you? (Samrc)

 

3rd Runner Up - I tried to call you, but they said the lion's were busy!!! (danielbone1)

 

Thank you for participating. ;)

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Congratulations to the winners.

 

Winners please make sure that your contact infomation is correct. Your contact email address is what will be used to contact you with your prize.

 

Thank you

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