TCH-Bruce Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 This contest is open to all TCH customers (including moderators and staff). RULES You must be a TCH customer. Look at the image below and then come up with your best caption for it. This is a caption contest, NO image editing or posting of modified images. Remember these are Family Forums, any captions we deem inappropriate will be removed at our discretion. You can enter multiple times. The contest will end on March 17th, 2006 and we'll post the winners shortly there after. There will be four prizes awarded in the form of Amazon gift certificates. The judging official's decision will be final. Grand Prize: $200 First runner up: $150 Second runner up: $100 Third runner up: $50 So come on, lets see what you can come up with. Here is the image:
Smudge Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 At least you don't have 2 left feet like my last dancing partner
TCH-Andy Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 "Fancy meeting you in a place like this, do you come here often?" Yeah - never works as a chat up line for me either
woodygap Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 I'm sorry Tuna Breath, I just can't get past the wiskers!
TCH-Thomas Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Ok, let´s see now...left...right...left...right...
Samrc Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 At this rate we'll never be ready for our performance on FOX's new reality series Dancing with the Seals.
carbonize Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Spielberg has denied all rumours of a low budget sequel to E.T.
carbonize Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 "Do you ever look at the stars and wonder if somewhere, on one of the infinite number of planets, there is another you looking up at the stars and wondering if there is another them on another planet looking up at the stars?"
curtis Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 OH Jeeze, Look at this. I'm never going to drink Tequila again.
TCH-Bruce Posted March 3, 2006 Author Posted March 3, 2006 Hey darling, what's your sign? I'm an Aquarius.
Samrc Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Kim, blind since birth, finally gets to meet her chat room buddy in person!
Samrc Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Winner of contest that claimed "Winner gets a gets a date with Seal" sues for fraud. She assumed the prize was a date with British singer Seal!
Samrc Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Theme park will not press charges against foreign visitor found in seal habitat. She claimed she just wanted to get closer look.
carbonize Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Mad scientest transplants brain of Fred Astaire into a Seal!!!
curtis Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Uncle Fred? You've been playing with that chemistry set again haven't you. (not to be picky but the animal is a sea lion not a seal. a seal can't manipulate its rear flipper as to be able to stand on them and the head is smooth with no ear flaps. sorry but I get to use my 2 1/2 years of oceanography study so little i just couldn't pass it up.)
Samrc Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 You wouldn't be lion to me, would you? (Ok Curtis....That one's for you! And besides, who says reports always get it right! )
Samrc Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Quick...Turn around! Let me help you get out of this costume before the guard finds us!
cajunman4life Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Wow... They say War puts a man through many changes, but... This is too much!
woodygap Posted March 4, 2006 Posted March 4, 2006 "I don't care what all the other seals are saying"
Bunni Posted March 4, 2006 Posted March 4, 2006 Yikes! I know our bodies go through a lot of changes during puberty but I wasn't expecting this!
dwayne dibbly Posted March 4, 2006 Posted March 4, 2006 "I always knew you were different to the other girls i have dated."
capnplaty Posted March 5, 2006 Posted March 5, 2006 If he burps in my face one more time, this dance is over!
Samrc Posted March 5, 2006 Posted March 5, 2006 I just don't know how I will tell my parents about you!
TCH-Thomas Posted March 5, 2006 Posted March 5, 2006 I already told you three times this week, leave the sharks alone! You will get food, but if you go visit the sharks, you may become their food. Please just try listen to me for once, will you?
curtis Posted March 5, 2006 Posted March 5, 2006 "There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them."
darkroomdevil Posted March 6, 2006 Posted March 6, 2006 'Statue of The Mysterious Woman' in the underwater museum; 'The Museum of the Mystery Land' by Lord Brine deDeep. Created from a dream after too much bad shrimp in unusually warm waters.
TCH-Bruce Posted March 7, 2006 Author Posted March 7, 2006 No, I won't you take you home to meet my parents!
TCH-Don Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Alright, one more dance, but this time watch where you put those fins!
Mission Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 "Honey... I don't think those sardines you ate last night set well with you."
Mission Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 "Ok... this is what I get for making a date in a chat room without a photo of the poster..."
Mission Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 The National Enquirer Headline: WOMAN CLAIMS CLONE OF HUSBAND NEEDS REFINING! ("But he DOES have Barry's Eyes," She Contends)
Mission Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 "Well, he DOES have nice biceps, but I think I'm the one who needs the 6-pack..."
woodygap Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 SYS "Separate Yourself From Sushi" Eating seafood high in mercury is hazardous to your health, especially for women and seals. Read Full Story Here
Mission Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 (edited) "Man! This is the last time I accept a blind date arranged by my zoology professor! We both love swimming and seafood, but this is ridiculous!" Edited March 8, 2006 by Mission
Mission Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 NY Times Headline: WILDLIFE LOBBYIST TO WED SEAL - "Animals Are People, Too!" She Claims Edit TCH-Bruce (image removed): DO NOT REPOST IMAGES IN THIS CONTEST!!! Wildlife Lobbyist Alise Moore-Daft has been quoted as saying she will wed a 500-lb. seal in an effort to gain more sympathizers for the human(sic) treatment of arctic animals. She is seen in this photograph practicing, she claims, wedding vows with the seal of her dreams. Daft's real husband, Duper Daft, could not be reached for comment.
jmfrey Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 "Oh sure, we can get you on a seal team!" - Navy Recruiter
danielbone1 Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 I tried to call you, but they said the lion's were busy!!! (haha get it lions/lines) I stink.
danielbone1 Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Become part of the fast growning medical field today!! The Marine Mammal Shiatsu Therapy Center will teach you the "fins" and outs of massage therapy! Call today 1-800-SLIPPERY for a consultation!
Smudge Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 There's no need to put your nose in the air in that aloof manner - just because I didn't put on my ballgown for the evening
TCH-Bruce Posted March 10, 2006 Author Posted March 10, 2006 I'm sorry Henry, but this just isn't working for me.
woodygap Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 My ship leaves in 10 minutes.........please be under it
GroovyFish Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 (edited) With much fanfare, SeaWorld's musical "South Pacific" opened last night to rave reviews. The opening night audience was blown out of the water by the delightful renditions of "I'm gonna wash that sea lion right out of my hair" and "I'm in love with a wonderful pinniped". Tickets are on sale at Ticketmaster. Edited March 10, 2006 by GroovyFish
TCH-Rob Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 In anticipation of our major announcement, creatures from all walks of life have begun to live in complete harmony.
Arta Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 "Is that me, is it?" or "Forget Barbara Manitee. Benny Seal you are the one for me!"
soluko Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 I'm sorry. This is too weird. You remind me of my mother.
Smudge Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 I thought they said come out for "Sushi" not "Susie"
newmannewy Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Lady: " giz a kiss " sea lion " sorry luv your not my type! "
newmannewy Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Lady: "Im the Tallest" sealion: "No im the Tallest"
sunrunner20 Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Sorry honey, I just had to figure out how the magical sealant worked...
TCH-Thomas Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 What? The beastie boys did not even let you try? How about the Animals then?
smartdog Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 Arthur Murray Dance Studio opens a new studio at SeaWorld Adventure Parks! Attendance for opening night was a HUGE success!
smartdog Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 Ripley's Believe It Or Not: Human girl and seal found joined together at birth. Efforts are underway to detach the poor siblings and return them to their natural habitat.
TCH-JimE Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 After the 6 bottles of Red Wine at the Sailor party last night, Jane was thinking that her catch didn't quite look the same this morning as he did last night. JimE
cajunman4life Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 "We love living next to the nuclear power plant. We've never experienced any adverse effects."
dirtvoyles Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Of all the fish joints in all the world, you had to walk into mine...
dirtvoyles Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Somebody ring that bell! Why did I ever agree to speed-dating?
curtis Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 Oh Please tell me its true. They really, really have a pepper bar.
Head Guru Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 In anticipation of our major announcement, creatures from all walks of life have begun to live in complete harmony. BLAHAAH - made me laugh rob!
TCH-Rob Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Mafia hit man turned informant, John "The Seal", returns home to tell his wife that his former boss is going to make him swim with the fishes. He is saddened to find that she is less than sympathetic when she grabs his hands and tells him that he has nothing to worry about.
TCH-Rob Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 OK, guys and gals, you have until Midnight EST to get them in. After that this contest will come to a close. We will then begin to make our decisions and a winner will be announced in a few days. Get 'em in while you can.
TCH-Bruce Posted March 17, 2006 Author Posted March 17, 2006 Halloween is in October, take off that silly costume!
wampthing Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 I wont tell anyone about our kiss. My lips are sealed.
OldTimer Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 "This is the best "Petting Zoo" I've ever been to"
OldTimer Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 "What do you mean you're breaking up with me. We both love Sushi"
Mae Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Stay tuned...tonight the bachelorette will decide if the seal gets a rose or is put back into wild.
TCH-Rob Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 That's it. Thanks to everyone for playing. We will now go over the entries and make a decision within the next few days.
TCH-Bruce Posted March 25, 2006 Author Posted March 25, 2006 It was a tough decision but the winners have finally been chosen. Winners will be contacted by email next week when the billing office is open. Grand Prize winner - OH Jeeze, Look at this. I'm never going to drink Tequila again. (curtis) 1st Runner Up - Somebody ring that bell! Why did I ever agree to speed-dating? (dirtvoyles) 2nd Runner Up - You wouldn't be lion to me, would you? (Samrc) 3rd Runner Up - I tried to call you, but they said the lion's were busy!!! (danielbone1) Thank you for participating.
TCH-Bruce Posted March 26, 2006 Author Posted March 26, 2006 Congratulations to the winners. Winners please make sure that your contact infomation is correct. Your contact email address is what will be used to contact you with your prize. Thank you
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