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The Desert Express
August 16, 2004
PHOENICIAN TOAST
The west side of Phoenix went up in flames today. Fire investigators looking for the cause found a catering grill, partially melted and fused to a Budweiser keg. Upon finding several empty packages of Robsonville Bratwurst in a nearby dumpster, local officials were able to narrow their search, and apprehend the infamous Beer&Bratwurst Man. He offered little resistance as they pulled him out from behind a large barrel of mustard. His only comment as he was taken away, "I'll be brat!"