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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

 

Why do leprechauns have pots of gold?

They like to 'go' in style.

 

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Paddy O'Furniture.

 

How did the Irish Jig get started?

Too much to drink and not enough restrooms.

 

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

They're always a little short.

 

HAVE A GOOD ONE!!

  • 11 months later...
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A toilet is often referred to as a 'pot'. They like to go to the restroom in style.

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