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Ok, a new week will soon begin so... Have a nice next week everyone. :hug: to those who wants and a handshake to those who wants that. Psst...We still need a handshake smiley in this forum.
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This might not be the proper place but i dont know if its a software or o/s question. Several times i find idbsvr.exe in task list and it is not responding. What does it do? I tried searching through google but all results was in languages i dont speak and less understand.
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Out of security view, is it bad that kernel32 makes errors all the time? Or can i just keep on working as usual and it will not turn off norton or something without me noticing that? I need to ask since kernel does this 10 times a day and my upgrade to xp is taking some time due to delays from the internetstore i bought it from.
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Beths idea gets my vote. But I like Madmancp´s ideas too. Hm...this is a tough one...ok I pass on next vote and put another one in this. 2nd vote goes to Madmancp.
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Nice site and pictures. Just one question, why do you use a different font on menu in gallery?
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Tutorials, HTML and CSS, FrontPage, Cute Site Builder & Cute FTP, Dreamweaver & Flash, Graphics goes in to TotalChoice Hosting General Support. Merge Scripting Talk and Installing Scripts since both is about problems with them. TCH does not only sell serverspaces but also domains but there is no place where those questions can go (especially if already registered/purchased) so make a new forum named Domains where all domain questions can be placed, no matter its purchasing. pending, transferring or what ever. A new forum named Hosting where all hosting questions can be placed, no matter its purchasing. propagation, transferring or what ever. This way I think "open discussions" can be a anything goes forum but without domain/hosting questions. Just my one cent.
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Get in line Just a suggestion folks, I think its time for TCH to review The forum names/descriptions. Madmancp wasnt the first to be confused and probably not the last since no one can predict peoples questions before they are asked, but confusion can be reduced just as intrusions can if we play around with firewalls until we find the one who works best for us. Rock Sign and i hope it will continue.
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Thanks Brich. And hey... you are not old, you are young.
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I really need tips on where to find good tutorials on paint shop pro. Yes I could search on google and have but i figure there must be someone here who have tips/links that are proven good. If they are for newbies it would be great.
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It cant be a "Anything goes" forum, if we are asked to review our posts and to post them in a more appropriate forum when their isnt or might not be since some descriptions are blurred. *Once again, lets say i have a question about if i can change domainname, in my case, i wanna drop jikrantz.com and point jikrantz.net to my serverspace. I have jikrantz.net already registered so it can not go in pre-sales so i post it in open discussions, but there im told im have not posted in the appropriate forum so then a "anything goes or changed forumnames/descriptions, would be fine. *Above example is fictional, i do not wish to drop jikrantz.com
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Nope. Anything you do is copyrighted. The © and registering copyrights are just a way to show it is copyrighted and from when. There is no laws that something must be "shown" copyrighted as long you can prove it it was you who did it. Read more: Copyright info
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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10.You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign that doesn't apply to you.......... and can't find a single one to save your sorry old [[butt]].
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Isnt that the ones who usually knows computers on their five fingers?
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Thanks Beth, You were asking , but now i see its the avatar problem, so it was not my solution. You fixed by yourself. . Well well, problems solved and you got it working and that is good. Just yell if needed again. Have a nice day.
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(Not sure how old this one is. ) ABBOTT: Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name is Bud. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Bud. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Does it get stuffy? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What do I see when I look out the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software that runs on Windows? COSTELLO: No, on the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses. You know, run a business. What have you got? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommended something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: Okay, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office. ABBOTT: Office for Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office and it already has windows! Let's say I'm sitting at my computer, and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: If I'm writing a proposal, I'm going to need lots of words. But what program do I load? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: The Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in "office for windows?" ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue W. COSTELLO: I'm going to click your big W if you don't give me a straight answer. Let's forget about words for a minute. What do I need if I want to watch a movie over the Internet? ABBOTT: RealOne. COSTELLO: Maybe a real movie, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. But what do I need to watch it? ABBOTT: RealOne. COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I'll also want to watch reels two, three and four. Can I watch reel four? ABBOTT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great! With what? ABBOTT: RealOne. COSTELLO: Okay, so I'm sitting at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOTT: You click the blue 1. COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOTT: The blue 1. COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue W? ABBOTT: Of course it is. The blue 1 is RealOne. The blue W is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows!" ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOTT: Yes, although to be fair there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words. COSTELLO: And that word is the real one? ABBOTT: No. RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn't even part of Office. COSTELLO: Never mind; I don't want to get started with that again. But I also need something for bank accounts, loans, and so on. What do you have to help me track my money? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: No, not really. It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What comes bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Exactly. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer at no extra charge? How much money do I get? ABBOTT: Just one copy. COSTELLO: I get a copy of money. Isn't that illegal? ABBOTT: No. We have a license from Microsoft to make copies of Money. COSTELLO: Microsoft can license you to make money? ABBOTT: Of course! They own it. COSTELLO: Well, it's great that I'm going to get free money, but I'll still need to track it. Do you have anything for managing your money? ABBOTT: Managing Your Money? That program disappeared years ago. COSTELLO: Well, what do you sell in its place? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: You sell money? ABBOTT: Of course. But if you buy a computer from us, you get it for free. COSTELLO: That's all very wonderful, but I'll be running a business. Do you have any software for, you know, accounting? ABBOTT: Simply Accounting. COSTELLO: Probably, but it might get a little complicated. ABBOTT: If you don't want Simply Accounting, you might try M.Y.O.B. COSTELLO: M.Y.O.B.? What does that stand for? ABBOTT: Mind Your Own Business. COSTELLO: I beg your pardon? ABBOTT: No, that would be I.B.Y.P. I said M.Y.O.B. COSTELLO: Look, I just need to do some accounting for my home business. You know--accounting? You do it with money. ABBOTT: Of course you can do accounting with Money. But you may need more. COSTELLO: More money? ABBOTT: More than Money. Money can't do everything. COSTELLO: I don't need a sermon! Okay, let's forget about money for the moment. I'm worried that my computer might... what's the word? Crash. And if my computer crashes, what can I use to restore my data? ABBOTT: GoBack. COSTELLO: Okay. I'm worried about my computer smashing and I need something to restore my data. What do you recommend? ABBOTT: GoBack. COSTELLO: How many times do I have to repeat myself? ABBOTT: I've never asked you to repeat yourself. All I said was GoBack. COSTELLO: How can I go back if I haven't even been anywhere? Okay, I'll go back. What do I need to write a proposal? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: But I'll need lots of words to write a proposal. ABBOTT: No, you only need one Word--the Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there's three words in...Oh, never mind. click ABBOTT: Hello? Hello? Customers! Why do they always hang up on me? Oh, well. Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you?
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Thanks manu. That site looks promising. I have a closer look on it tomorrow.
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just a couple of hours left and then its weekend here in sweden. Have a nice weekend everyone.
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No worries. Thanks for asking BG though. Have a nice weekend everyone. (Ok, Im gonna post same in open discussions, so no accusing of crossposting please).
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To Madmancp (or anyone) That means I do surf from my own computer? To Big Gorilla Thanks, those bananas were tasty. To Bruce Im a big boy (atleast last time i looked at my id-card, even if my site tries to say something else) so i can ask next time. But for this time, thanks.
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Ok, I didnt wanna steal, so i thought with "please please please", he might tell. Thanks Bruce.
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Hey, come on... where did you get that banana..please please please? Ive seen it in other places but no where to download it.
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Addition: I keep an eye on norton for a while (was reading what Big Gorilla suggested i should read) and it doesnt look too emergency. Now if i could only figure out if he bribes some search engine since i didnt find that page when searching for Raq_apache_dot_htaccess through google and when seeing 127... i paniced. Thank BG and TCH-Dick.
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Thanks Dick, unfortunately Im lost. I dont work with htaccess. Last time i did that was months ago when setting up an errorpage after some tips here. But no htaccesswork on those things after that.
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Today my norton personal firewall has told me the attached message. Its in swedish though so here is a translation (hope its correct in english) What does it mean and mostly what can i do about it?
