TCH-Thomas Posted February 7, 2004 Posted February 7, 2004 (edited) 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10.You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign that doesn't apply to you.......... and can't find a single one to save your sorry old [[butt]]. Edited February 21, 2004 by TCH-Robert Quote
Ninepatch Posted February 7, 2004 Posted February 7, 2004 Tee hee hee ... gigggle giggle giggle .... I'm not admitting to the several that you've missed Thomas Naughty Beth Quote
evelynmary Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 Crap I'm Old!!! 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.Nope just stay home cause the babysiiter are too expesive Quote
ThumpAZ Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 A few of the ones you missed: You are starting to believe that gravity DOES affeect everything You get upset that you'll have to stay up until 10PM... to catch the news stories that you missed at 6 You think that young women these days dress too provocatively You have ever said the words "Not tonight, it's a work night" Women: You are trying to find the off switch for your biological clock Men: You would rather watch (insert favorite sport) than making out with your significant other Quote
DarqFlare Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 Some of these are just sad! [edited posts to remove expletives] Quote
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