TCH-Thomas Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 The coach for the little league team had not yet learned the names of all the players, so he called them by the numbers on their uniforms. He yelled, "Number 5, your time to bat," and Jeff came to the plate to hit. He yelled, "Number 7," and Steve jumped up. Then he yelled, "Number 1," but no one got up. Again he called out, "Number 1." Still no one emerged from the dugout. The umpire was getting annoyed at the delay, so the coach yelled out, "Who's number 1?" The entire team responded, "We are, coach. We are!" Quote
stevevan Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 *groan!* That's almost as bad as asking "Who's on first?" and having everyone say "He's playing third!". (For those who don't know, you have to listen to the famous Abbott & Costello "Who's on First" comedy routine.) Quote
Deverill Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 If you ask "Who's on first" the proper answer would be something like "That's right". Who's on first, what's on 2nd and I don't know's on 3rd. (Sorry, just had to harass you a bit, Steve.) Quote
Kevan Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 (edited) I don't know. Today, Tomorrow or any position. (Short stop, Picther and Catcher? I forget.) Edited May 21, 2006 by Kevan Quote
Deverill Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Shortstop is I Don't Give a Darn. Today's the catcher and Tomorrow is pitching. Quote
Deverill Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 Shortstop is I Don't Give a Darn. Today's the catcher and Tomorrow is pitching. Well, anyway...."We are number one!" "We are number one!" is the name of the team sponsor - Total Choice Hosting! Quote
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