TCH-Bruce Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . Night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. [For sure!!] 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCH-Thomas Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 This IS deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cajunman4life Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Always love a good laugh first thing in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCH-Don Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. LOL no wonder I have a clear conscience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makaveli Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. hoo-rahh! that couldnt be any truer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LF from MC Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. That's me, don't think there was ever any film in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellringr Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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