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Yeah that's right Rick, 25 Million British Pounds. He is getting a 4 year contract and will be paid £4Million a year, plus 50% of all the merchandise they sell with his name on which could earn him £5Million a year.

Man Utd have sold David Beckham to Spanish club Real Madrid for £25. Kick Me

Okay surefire no problem , but what do you mean by "on a regular basis" ? I only joined totalchoice hosting last Tuesday (7 days ago).

Thanks Jim You and all the staff here are so

Thanks Jim, you're a gentleman, here's a cyber drink for you.

Sorry but I haven't got a clue where to start, it's all new to me. I've been looking around the Invision support board and came across this link. http://forums.invisionpower.com/index.php?...showtopic=70970

What is wrong with this ? When I try to post on my Invision forum I get the following message. mySQL query error: SELECT COUNT(tid) as max FROM ibf_topics WHERE forum_id='1' and approved='1' and (last_post > 0 or pinned=1) mySQL error: Can't open file: 'ibf_topics.MYI'. (errno: 145) mySQL error code: 1016 Date: Tuesday 17th of June 2003 02:25:30 AM My forum is here, just click this link dude.

Could you not use a pop-up killer to get rid of unwanted pop-up's ?

Great news, well done Charlotte.

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night." The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree', and they started to make love. After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four". "What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" She replied : "Roll out more hose, man, you aint nowhere near de fire."

Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaa . . . praise the lord, it's fixed. I got the following e-mail from Freeserve, followed their instructions and all is now well, thanks for everything guys you've been GREAT. "Dear David, Thank you for your email We are unable to recreate this problem, which leads us to believe the settings on your pc are causing it. Please follow the instructions given below which should cure the problem. Open Control Panel In 95/98/Me double click on Internet Options In XP click Network and Internet Connections Then Internet Options. In the Homepage Address window ensure it reads, http://www.freeserve.com In the Temporary Internet Files area Click Delete Files and confirm after placing tick in ?delete all offline content? If you are using 95/98/me Click View files; Click Edit; Click Select All Press Delete on the keyboard and confirm If you are using XP Click Delete Cookies Click the Security Tab Ensure the security level is set to medium (Click Default Level) On highlighting the other three icons in turn, click on default level Click Advanced Click Restore Defaults Click Connections Highlight the default Freeserve connection Ensure that the third circle below has the bullet point in it Click set default (if available) Click Settings (NOT LAN settings) Remove any and all ticks including the proxy server area (bypass first) Ensure that your Username is correct and does not contain any capitals, full stops or spaces Retype password Click OK Click Apply Click OK Hope this helps If you have any further queries then please do not hesitate to get in contact with us again." Kind Regards Jay D Freeserve Technical Support

Okay guys thanks for the feedback on this, it's appreciated. I just got in touch with my ISP (Freeserve) and left them the following message, but they responded by saying it could take them up to 4 days to get back to me . . . arghhhhhhhh has anybody got a razor blade ? i'm gonna kill myself. "Hello there, I would like to know how often do you update your DNS records. I am asking because 2 days ago I downloaded an Invision Power Board and hosted it with tolalchoicehosting.com and everyone can see the forum except me, all I get is a plain white screen. My forum is at (so I believe) http://thefansforum.co.uk/forum/index.php I appreciate your help in this matter. Thank you, Bye."

okay Jim, done that and got transfered to "Index of /~thefans" http://server26.totalchoicehosting.com/~thefans/ Now then, while on this page if I click on "forum" I can see the forum (it's the only way I do get to see the forum) BUT, if I try to log in, register or click any of the links on the forum it just leads to a plain white screen.

Hello Jim I have done that and it says "unable to resolve target system name"

Bad news, I just got back from the library and tried to go to my forum and there is nothing there, just a plain blank white screen. This is driving me nuts! Head Bash

Well this is the strangest thing ever. Got out of bed this morning and booted up my computer and the forum was fine . . . . . for about 10 minutes then arghhhhhh.... same old blank pages every link I click on as well as trying to register or log in. I am at this very moment sitting in my local library and it works brilliant, I've posted lots of stuff on the forum (under the name -D-) without any problems at all. I'm begining to think that my forum is available to every computer on Earth except mine. Please please someone help me out, I can't sit in my library 15 hours a day (that's how long I'm usually on the net).

Still the same for me, if I click on either the "log in" or "register" options all I get is a plain white screen. If I put my name and password in the "quick log in" down the bottom I get http://thefansforum.co.uk/forum/index.php?...01&CookieDate=1 and a blank screen. Head Bash

The same thing is happening again, Head Bash

Yeah, I saw the footprints you left behind.

Hi The only reason why I came here was to get an Invision Power Board and have it hosted so I followed the instructions .here and everything went fine until I try to log in or even register again and all I get is a blank page. Take a look and try and register and see what happens. My Webpage-forum

Thanks for taking the time to go through that, I appreciate it. I would also like to say a big thanks to Rick for the help he has given me through PM's and e-mail.

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Thanks for the welcome. I received a PM from Rick saying that I should get an e-mail shortly because he knows that I have paid. Regards T-4-L

Hello Jim I have to tell you that the e-mail I got from your sales department wasn't a "welcome" message as such, more just a confirmation of my order, and I recieved it within 2 or 3 minutes of my submission. I have a feeling that I have to wait for another one, will this be correct ?