Microsoft contest

[Boojum]

I wondered if anyone else remembered the contest sponsored by Microsplortch a few years ago: The objective was to send in the funniest entry containing the words "shorts" and "Microsoft."

 

Of course, being me, I saw it too late to participate.

 

The entry I would have sent in, had I been on time:

 

"Microsoft: The last thing you want your date to think when you take your shorts off."