Truth In Advertising

[youneverknow]

I can't take credit for these gems but here you go....

Real Signs and Advertisements

 

Signs In a clothing store:

"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

 

In the window of an Oregon general store:

"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"

 

In a Pennsylvania cemetary:

"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

 

On a Tennessee highway:

"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

 

From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat pocket:

"If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member."

 

On a Maine shop:

"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."

 

On a delicatessen wall:

"Our best is none too good."

[stevevan]

 

Kinda like:

 

A baby elephant

 

Off-shore powerboat racing (as opposed to on-shore?)

[Deverill]

Sorry Steve, I'm from Key West, I gotta say it... there's off-shore, on-shore and near-shore.

[stevevan]

How do you race a boat on-shore? (Unless they take a wrong turn!)