I'm Too Sexy For My Video Card!

[DaemonLee]

Okay, so my brother works at BCC and he wanted to take me along, because they were having a Study Party. I tried to stay out of the easy as hell questions...then I heard this.

 

"Sexy Ram" as their way of remembering SRAM, I believe. I laughed.

 

Then it became a song. I linked it to "I'm too sexy for my shirt" and then people laughed more...

 

So, I finally finished this song just out of sheer boredom this night.

 

Video Card Love

Steven 'Daemon' Lee

Played to the tune of 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' by Right Said Fred

 

I'm too sexy for my pixels too sexy for my pixels.

pixel's going to leave me

 

I'm too sexy for my AGP too sexy for my AGP

So sexy it overclocks.

And I'm too sexy for Nividia too sexy for Nvidia

Nvidia and ATi

 

And I'm too sexy for your 8x

Too sexy for your 8x

No way I'm gaming.

 

I'm a store model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the FSB

Yeah on the FSB on the FSB yeah

I do my little turn on the FSB

 

I'm too sexy for my RAM too sexy for my RAM

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my VGA

Too sexy for my VGA what do you think about that

 

I'm a store model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the FSB

Yeah on the FSB on the FSB yeah

I shake my little S-VIDEO on the FSB

 

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

 

'Cos I'm a store model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the FSB

Yeah on the FSB on the FSB yeah

I shake my little S-VIDEO on the FSB

 

I'm too sexy for my pixels too sexy for my

poor pixels

I'm too sexy for my monitor too sexy for my monitor

monitor's going to leave me

 

And I'm too sexy for this song

 

-End song-

 

I tried to match it exactly to the Tempo and such. If someone can actually sing this, I will laugh.

 

Never leave Techies alone with decent music and a video card nearby.