Bohatir Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Okay first a joke. Whats the difference between a Catfish and a Lawyer? One is a bottom dwelling, scum sucking, turd pile. The other is a fish. AHAHAHAHAH Heard that on the radio, I think there are 7 versions of that joke. Anyways.... Continue the story from the person who posted before you. STORY- One day my puppy Tarzan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejh Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 morphed into Santa Claus but continued to bark! ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohatir Posted August 2, 2003 Author Share Posted August 2, 2003 Then BigFoot came up to Santa (Tarzan), and Santa layed the smack down on him, he bit bigfoots hairy leg, and bigfoot ran off like a girl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digirunt Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 or at least dressed like one because bigfoot was. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohatir Posted August 2, 2003 Author Share Posted August 2, 2003 cruisin Miami in his pimpin Viper with fuzzy dice in the mirror.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCH-Rob Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Listening to Roy Orbison and talking to his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DConley Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 reflection in the windshield. He knew nobody else could Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohatir Posted August 3, 2003 Author Share Posted August 3, 2003 Meanwhile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digirunt Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 in the basement of the local chinese laundrette. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezard Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 three circus clowns and a out of work mime plotted to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCH-Rob Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 take over the world by..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohatir Posted August 4, 2003 Author Share Posted August 4, 2003 putting super secret laxitives into all the food and water... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lianna Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 When suddenly at the door appeared Santa and 8 flying reindeer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohatir Posted August 4, 2003 Author Share Posted August 4, 2003 And it was such a cool party! Everyone started Dance Dance Dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockNRollPig Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 to kick each other in the face but then out of no where... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejh Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Head Guru and the Guru Team appeared to break up all this violence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockNRollPig Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 ...appeared being the keyword....then all of the sudden Poncho Man came in and.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ztrauq Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 inexplicably, it started raining down hailstones the size of large kegs of beer, which actually turned out to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockNRollPig Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 ...small llamas....and after these midget llamas hit the ground they got up and ran straight to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ztrauq Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 A small farming town in rural Montana, which happened to be home of the famous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCH-Rick Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 ...defense attorney, I. Gettum Freed, who looked up and mumbled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejh Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 ... "I pleed the fifth"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejh Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 By now I've gotten a little confused at where this story is so I put it all together for myself and you! One day my puppy Tarzan morphed into Santa Claus but continued to bark! Then BigFoot came up to Santa (Tarzan), and Santa layed the smack down on him, he bit bigfoots hairy leg, and bigfoot ran off like a girl or at least dressed like one because bigfoot was cruisin Miami in his pimpin Viper with fuzzy dice in the mirror Listening to Roy Orbison and talking to his reflection in the windshield. He knew nobody else could Meanwhile... in the basement of the local chinese laundrette three circus clowns and a out of work mime plotted to take over the world by putting super secret laxitives into all the food and water When suddenly at the door appeared Santa and 8 flying reindeer And it was such a cool party! Everyone started to kick each other in the face but then out of no where Head Guru and the Guru Team appeared to break up all this violence appeared being the keyword....then all of the sudden Poncho Man came in and inexplicably, it started raining down hailstones the size of large kegs of beer, which actually turned out to be small llamas....and after these midget llamas hit the ground they got up and ran straight to A small farming town in rural Montana, which happened to be home of the famous defense attorney, I. Gettum Freed, who looked up and mumbled "I pleed the fifth" ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCH-Rob Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 And a fifth he got, of whiskey. Now drunk he.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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