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Use the third letter of your first name to determine

your new first name:

 

a = snickle

 

b = doombah

 

c = goober

 

d = cheesey

 

e = crusty

 

f = greasy

 

g = dumbo

 

h = farcus

 

i = dorky

 

j = doofus

 

k = funky

 

l = boobie

 

m = sleezy

 

n = sloopy

 

o = fluffy

 

p = stinky

 

q = slimy

 

r = dorfus

 

s = snooty

 

t = tootsie

 

u = dipsy

 

v = sneezy

 

w = liver

 

x = skippy

 

y = dinky

 

z = zippy

 

 

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine

the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

 

b = feather

 

c = giggle

 

d = burger

 

e = chicken

 

f = barffy

 

g = lizard

 

h = waffle

 

i = farkle

 

j = monkey

 

k = flippin

 

l = fricken

 

m = bubble

 

n = rhino

 

o = potty

 

p = hamster

 

q = buckle

 

r = gizzard

 

s = lickin

 

t = snickle

 

u = chuckle

 

v = pickle

 

w = hubble

 

x = dingle

 

y = gorilla

 

z = girdle

 

Use the third letter of your last name to determine

the second half of your new last name:

 

a = butt

 

b = boob

 

c = face

 

d = nose

 

e = hump

 

f = breath

 

g = pants

 

h = shorts

 

i = lips

 

j = honker

 

k = head

 

l = tush

 

m = chunks

 

n = dunkin

 

o = brains

 

p = biscuits

 

q = toes

 

r = doodle

 

s = fanny

 

t = sniffer

 

u = sprinkles

 

v = frack

 

w = squirt

 

x = humperdinck

 

y = hiney

 

z = juice

 

 

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

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I must ask if I can have this in my signature then...

Sloopy Wafflehead.

 

By the way... I thought this was a family forum? :)

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By the way... I thought this was a family forum? :)

It's just meant for humor. :)

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I'm Dorfus Chickenfanny.

 

Eep.

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Booby Dippenshorts, checkin' in. I think I'll stick with Paul Pehrson, thanks... (Paul is not my first name; it's my middle name :huh:)

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Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

 

and likewise John F. Kerry's new name is Doofus Pottydoodle

 

while my new name would be Farcus Farklesquirt?

 

Hillary Rodham Clinton would be Boobie Pottylips!

 

I'm not sure I like this game :)

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Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

and likewise John F. Kerry's new name is Doofus Pottydoodle

 

And to think....the choices for the leader of the free World were Fluffy and Doofus. I think they should switch names for accuracy :)

 

Just another opinion from.....

 

Goober Gigglebrains

 

I can see the letter from the Family Forum Head Office now........

 

Dear Goober

 

You are not allowed to discuss political views here and your account is suspended

 

:)

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snooty rhinobutt

 

haha

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I can see someone here grabbed a copy of Captain Underpants from their child :-) My son just turned 11 and he thinks these are great!

P.S. My first name was Snooty

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Crusty Pottydunkin

 

Not sure if I like this one B)

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Sleazy Dippindunkin

 

(Sounds like a I AM A SPAMMER name. B) )

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It looks like Samrc and I are related! (Distant cousins.) My brother Goober is above.

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