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What's Your Name?


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Use the third letter of your first name to determine

your new first name:

 

a = snickle

 

b = doombah

 

c = goober

 

d = cheesey

 

e = crusty

 

f = greasy

 

g = dumbo

 

h = farcus

 

i = dorky

 

j = doofus

 

k = funky

 

l = boobie

 

m = sleezy

 

n = sloopy

 

o = fluffy

 

p = stinky

 

q = slimy

 

r = dorfus

 

s = snooty

 

t = tootsie

 

u = dipsy

 

v = sneezy

 

w = liver

 

x = skippy

 

y = dinky

 

z = zippy

 

 

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine

the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

 

b = feather

 

c = giggle

 

d = burger

 

e = chicken

 

f = barffy

 

g = lizard

 

h = waffle

 

i = farkle

 

j = monkey

 

k = flippin

 

l = fricken

 

m = bubble

 

n = rhino

 

o = potty

 

p = hamster

 

q = buckle

 

r = gizzard

 

s = lickin

 

t = snickle

 

u = chuckle

 

v = pickle

 

w = hubble

 

x = dingle

 

y = gorilla

 

z = girdle

 

Use the third letter of your last name to determine

the second half of your new last name:

 

a = butt

 

b = boob

 

c = face

 

d = nose

 

e = hump

 

f = breath

 

g = pants

 

h = shorts

 

i = lips

 

j = honker

 

k = head

 

l = tush

 

m = chunks

 

n = dunkin

 

o = brains

 

p = biscuits

 

q = toes

 

r = doodle

 

s = fanny

 

t = sniffer

 

u = sprinkles

 

v = frack

 

w = squirt

 

x = humperdinck

 

y = hiney

 

z = juice

 

 

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

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Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

and likewise John F. Kerry's new name is Doofus Pottydoodle

 

And to think....the choices for the leader of the free World were Fluffy and Doofus. I think they should switch names for accuracy :)

 

Just another opinion from.....

 

Goober Gigglebrains

 

I can see the letter from the Family Forum Head Office now........

 

Dear Goober

 

You are not allowed to discuss political views here and your account is suspended

 

:)

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