whoahorse Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow 1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code 2. Graphics arrive via FedEx 3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection 4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays a week later 5. Your credit card expires while ordering online 6. ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"...for 1989 7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "PacMan" 8. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump 9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them 10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Serpentine Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 And here I was thinking this was normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevevan Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 You mean it's NOT normal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCH-Thomas Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 I especially like number 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoahorse Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Glad you guys liked those! Weezy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCH-Don Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninepatch Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Weezy - TOOOO funny. I qualify for several of those I think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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