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Cleaning Poem...

 

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess?

He asked if I'd been 'puting,

And I had to answer "yes"

 

He told me to get off my butt

And tidy up the house

And so I started cleaning up...

The smudges off my mouse.

 

I wiped and shined the topside

That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my work...

I didn't mean to 'click'

 

But click, I did, and LOL I found

A real absorbing site

That I got SO way into...

I was into it all night

<<Sigh>>

 

Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney

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Cleaning Poem...

 

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess?

He asked if I'd been 'puting,

And I had to answer "yes"

 

He told me to get off my butt

And tidy up the house

And so I started cleaning up...

The smudges off my mouse.

 

I wiped and shined the topside

That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my work...

I didn't mean to 'click'

 

But click, I did, and LOL I found

A real absorbing site

That I got SO way into...

I was into it all night

<<Sigh>>

 

Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney

 

 

My hiney's cold, or so it seems..

From sitting here all night

I'd best get up and stretch abit

Before turning off the light...

 

I hied to bed and tried to sleep

But Z's eluded me...

Why won't IE load that TCH pic?

Maybe because it's free?

 

Yeah I know, Raul, I know

So is Firefox

Some secure and oh, so fast

It surely seems to rock!

 

Ok, stop thinking of that box

And concentrate on sleep...

Dream of Curtis's messy house

And fluffy flocks of sheep....

 

OMG! The sheep do nibble

On Curtis's naked feet...

They BAAAAA at him to clean his digs

To change his ways-be neat!

 

I really like this crazy dream

So thanks 'Curt', for the idee.

When I awake I'll clean *my* house

And delete that pesky IE!

 

--

Santolina :pissed:

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OMG! The sheep do nibble

On Curtis's naked feet...

Oh man, Please wake-up while I can still walk.

How I'm going to clean up with no feet?

 

:pissed:

 

Hey, was the author of that spying on me at home???

 

bellringr, I have 2 spying.

1 knows my house needs cleaning

and

1 knows I have naked feet

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