MARKETING FUNDOO!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
*That's Direct Marketing.**
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at
you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
*That's Advertising.*
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and
say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
*That's Telemarketing. **
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
*That's Public Relations.*
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,
*"You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition. **
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.
Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
*That's Customer Feedback !!!!!**
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very
rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband
*That's demand and supply gap.*
You see a gorgeo! us girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
she turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife !
*That's competition eating into your market share*
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