curtis Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 This is for all the golfers According to St. Titleist................ May thy ball lie in green pastures and not in still waters. - author unknown The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham Golf appeals to the idiot and the child in us. Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. - John Updike It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. - Horace G. Hutchinson They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. - Gardner Dickinson If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. - Sam Snead Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. - William Wordswroth If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up. - Tommy Bolt Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole in one. - author unknown I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced. - Bob Hope My handicap? Woods and irons. - Chris Codiroli The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top. - Pete Dye If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. - Jimmy DeMaret The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. - George Deukmejian Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. - author unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCH-Bruce Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Thanks Curtis! I enjoyed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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